It's all just awful... Injuries, losses and $17m offers not being accepted.  My lid also could not be further on. It's just not it today...   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weld Them Shut

LEAVE GOLD COAST ALONE!  This week has through up more hacking, injuries and a few hit outs. Let’s get stuck into it.  PS, head to Youtube to see Dan’s rig… Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Auntie Making Soda

Thank you to everyone who has helped create this wonderful community we love so much. Welcome to our last episode of 2024.   We will be back next year bigger and better, but until then enjoy this episode of DDF.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Season Finale

It was supposed to be a nice and chill day in the office until Sydney decided to drop the news of the year! Join us as we dissect the news live…   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Horsing Around

If there’s one person to listen to going into the 2024 draft, it’s Dylan Alexander. Join us as we dissect this whole thing together.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mock Draft With Dylan Alexander

We survived the GC after a great couple of days rebranding the club and ourselves. Join us for a shorter episode before a huge draft preview tomorrow!   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Rising Sun

Everyone is rebranding and we love it! Join us before we head over to the GC to see how the Suns will look into 2025.   We also have all the latest from Dustin Martin and the 2025 fixture list.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rebrand Season

Join us as we work through this off season! AFLW, logo changes and a Harry Potter game. What more do you want? Are you not entertained!?   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spring Break

Join us during a big week in Melbourne and the landscape of the world.   Delist Or Play On. The Vault Returns. We run through the greatest Draft profile in existence.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bit Dusty (Martin)

Big episode today! We welcome a couple of AFLW superstars onto the show, we have some player movements and chat beer sizes.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our AFLW Era

Ooooooooooooooooo! We are dressed up and ready to roll for spooky season. Phone calls, list changes, new colours and delist or play on is back to kick start the end of the week.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spooky Season

We might be treading water right now but we don’t miss a thing in this episode. Unless we have because that does happen here on DDF…   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Killing Time

Well I’ve moshed for the first time and bloody loved it… Some of it. We talk some utter rubbish mixed in with some list changes, Geelong jobs and chat bad stadium names!   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mosh Life

No footy? No worries! There’s plenty to go through with a firm trade wrap, we revisit the Giants mess and Joey Lopez returns to the show. Enjoy!   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Planting Seeds

Shower position results, trade wrap, Giant disaster and plenty more. Take a load off. Enjoy.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trade Wrap

That felt like the longest week in history, but we’re finally back! Trades, rumours, showers, new friends, swimming styles, interventions and more. Welcome back into our lives!   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did You Miss Us?

The rumour mill is spinning. The facts are blurred and that’s where DDF comes alive. Join us as we try not to get sued.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Getting Sourcey

And there it is. Season 2024 is in the books and congratulations to the Lions. If you’re a Swannies fan, this podcast is probably not for you. Just so much to unpack here.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clean Up On Aisle MCG

Like waking up on Christmas Day, the time we’ve been waiting for is here. The Grand Final is ALMOST here.   In this episode Dan and Ollie are joined by Dan’s second best friend after Ollie, Joey Lopez (Ollie is writing this). As well as the great Dyson Heppell!   Join us as we talk Brownlow fall out and the big one.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happiest Time Of The Year

And then there were two. After a huge weekend we are left with South Melbourne and Fitzroy in the big dance.   Joins us as we dissect the games, give our DDF awards out and address plenty of rumours in true Dan Does Footy fashion.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad News For Beers

How do we sum up this episode? We sing Creed, Brad Crouch is an executive, Dusty begs the GC, stories from the vault, Ollie gets one over Bailey Smith and we preview two of the biggest games… Four teams, three more games. It’s happening.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.   Vote for your Stuff That Matters- Best Bloke in the AFL Finals. Every vote wins you a stuff that matters pack. Vote now and we’ll get a pack sent straight to your door. https://stuffthatmatters.com/pages/ddf-best-bloke-awardSupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Preliminary Podcast

AND BREATHE!!!!! Ken is Kenough, Hok out, Giants need new undies and Brisbehinds no more… Footy ladies and gentlemen, footy.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More Kenergy, More Passion

Big episode today as we look ahead to week two of finals! We’re also joined by the great Dylan Humphries from Cench to talk stats and finals.   (Oh and happy 30th Ollie)   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bandwagon Central

Wizards, comebacks, butt cheek photos, pregnancy announcements, a maxed out credit card and 6 teams left. Join us as we review the first week of finals.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome To Hokwarts.

It’s happening. It’s here… FINALS FOOTY STARTS TONIGHT.   I’m ready to run through a brick wall for Vossy, for Doc, for the league and for my favourite month of the year.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad Week To Be A Brick Wall

AFLW is back, players are requesting trades and I’m fizzing for the finals. It is all happening…   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blink Twice If You Want A Trade

If you can forgive our intern ruining the start of the episode, there’s actually a fair bit to get through…   We have a Bubba pizza update, Trac watch is going nuts and the whole league suddenly has “Family Reasons”   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family Reasons

And just like that, it’s time for finals. The good news is that it was all pretty seamless and easy yesterday… Let’s unpack this together. What a journey.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NEVER TEAR US APART!

Well the Showdown had plenty of things to forget including the great Tommy Thunder being assaulted and a hat being hit!! Hey Adelaide, calm your farm! We also preview a big round of footy and a special guest drops in.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turn It Down Adelaide!

Just as we said our farewells to a few seasons, we are back from the dead!!   Here’s what’s on the menu:    Blues are alive Geelong are frauds Eagles back to Langer Bailey Smith to St Kilda? Grand Final party Trac update    Need I say more?   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cancel Bali Flights

How are you feeling footy fans? Two home and away rounds to go. I’m not worried, I’m not worried at all. I’m taking it pretty well actually…   In this episode we preview the round ahead as well as take a deep dive on the Demons and the Trac situation. It doesn’t look good and that’s putting it mildly.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flat As A Trac

Well, here we are. We now have a clearer view as to what this thing looks like. And I’ll be honest, I don’t like it. So please join us as we pay our respects and bury Carlton’s season. Thank you for your kindness during this terrible time.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

End Of Season Burial

What was just a normal Tuesday turned into one of the worst days ever, as Tomahawk AND Dusty retired. Join us as we try and make sense of the news while also looking ahead to round 21.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All On A Random Tuesday

If I sound like a clown, I must be a clown. I’ve just hit the ground after coming down the second scariest slide in the world. Join us as we lick our wounds.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I've Joined The Circus

Is my new haircut a clear case of karma for the way I’ve acted this football season? It’s hard to say, but we can’t rule it out. With a hat firmly on we look ahead to round 21 with fear and our fingers crossed. Things can’t get any worse. Can they?   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karma Cut Me

7,268 Days and Counting Essendon Fans, a lot can happen in 7,268, we’d give you a list but we don’t have enough characters. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

7,268 Days and Counting

And just like that, it’s round 20… Are the Eagles about to hire Justin Langer as coach? How many more twists and surprises do we have left? And Razor Ray calls time on a huge career.  As always, we have it all for you.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted Lasso To The Eagles?

Have we just witnessed the two best games of the season?! From thrillers to chopstick specials, round 19 was absolutely stacked. Dean Cox has said no to the Eagles, the hotline blew up and I speak too soon about TDK…   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cox Blocked

Welcome to Ollie (and Dane) does footy. Since I reached 10k followers I’ve decided I’d write the episode description this week.  We’ve got heaps on the MRO, playing footy with a chipped fib, match previews and is Doc going to return this year?!  You can follow me at @olliegeale…  As well as: Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chipped Fib

Well I’m no closer to figuring this thing out after another big weekend of footy. Who is bad, who is good and who do I need chopsticks to watch? This episode has A LOT, so strap yourself in.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are We All Frauds?

What a full on few days in footy. Simmo gets sacked and the West Australian let him know about it. Isaac Heeney gets a week, Mitch Lewis does his ACL. This is a bit too much for me… Regardless, we go through it all.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justice For Simmo

Don’t say we’re not committed. You just can’t. Today three time premiership winner with the Tigers, Jason Castagna, inks us both up. Ollie with the traditional St Kilda stickman and an empty Carlton premiership cupboard… We’re just really just doing all sorts now! Oh and we do have a comprehensive review of a wild weekend of football.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tatt Watch With Jason Castanga

Don’t say we’re not committed. You just can’t. Today, Three time premiership winner with the Tigers, Jason Castagna, inks us both up. Ollie with the traditional St Kilda stickman and an empty Carlton premiership cupboard for me… We’re just really doing all sorts now! Oh and we still do a comprehensive review of a wild weekend of football.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phat Doodles with Jason Castagna

That’s it then. Stop the podcast because it doesn’t get better than this. The man with the velvet lungs, commentator Matt Hill joins the show. From the graveyard shift to predicting the end of the 2024 Grand Final. It’s all happening. Enjoy. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The New Face of Footy Commentary - Matt Hill

A full weekend of footy and we didn’t miss a thing. Believe us, we haven’t missed a game again! We go through the hammering at the ‘G, Hawthorn’s statement, a Dimma masterclass and absolutely everything in between.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We May Never Lose Again

This is one hell of an episode!  No ban for Danger Brownlow prediction A full weekend of footy previews Formal Essendon Apology    It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.    Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Essendon...

This week we’re going to focus on one quote and one quote only. Just listen out for: “It’s not a joke anymore. I’ve never been so sure that Carlton will win the flag.”   Let that sink in…   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prancing Down Lygon.

This week, with a little help from some psychologists we head inside the mind of an umpire. We also have all the usual riffraff, lubing up and round preview!   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Voice Mail - memo.fm/dandoesfooty/  Support the show: dandoesfooty.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychology 101 With DDF

In a round where some people followed the script, others did not. Dusty played game 300, the Pies break Kangaroo hearts, our hotline nearly melted and Fluffy ran riot at the Adelaide Oval. We go through it all!! It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Magpie Swooping At The ‘G

Welcome to the Dusty Martin hour where we celebrate one of the best to ever do it. Premierships, Norm Smiths, a Brownlow and now 300 games. Amazing. We also take a deep dive on the Melbourne medical team, hear your voice memos and lookahead to a short round of footy. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.   AI DDF Hotline Song - @goodtimesgloinSupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh Dustin Martin You Are The Love Of My Life

The DDF studio was a sorry sight this morning after a serious case of throat awareness. I also have gastro, so at a bare minimum, it’s an entertaining listen. We celebrate the wins and commiserate the losses, ruffle some feathers and make some apologies.   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throat and Gut Awareness

You read that right everyone, as of today you’ll have the opportunity to voice your concerns on the show through our voicemail system. Other than this huge moment for the show we go through some BIG contract extensions, preview some special September plans and give a slightly below expert opinion on the round ahead. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   CeraVe, developed with dermatologists. Discover the range now on cerave.com.au (http://cerave.com.au/)   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1800 Our Hotline’s Open…

The Lid isn’t off, it’s blown to smithereens. But it’s not just Carlton that caught my eye this weekend. We go through ‘the incident’ at Traeger Park, rip apart the best and fairest system and Dan’s Desk receives its biggest ever scoop. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lid Remnants All Over Adelaide.

I can’t confirm nor deny if it was me that bought a lunch with Harley Reid and Nic Nac for $110,000… But what I can do is plate you up a stacked preview of round 12. We also talk through what requests clubs have made to the AFL, holding the ball is back and the Bombers are in full Covid mode.   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

$110k Well Spent!

58km run? Pffft, completed it mate. Fresh off a huge run thanks to Carlton it was time to limp into the week with another stacked show. From chop sticks in eye balls to mid show meditation exercises and everything in-between. Your round 11 review is here. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pounded Pavement.

Yep. You read that title right. Come on a journey with us where we talk through the weirdest things we did as kids. I also sadly pooed myself again and I relive a Malcolm Blight classic. Oh and I forgot to say, we go through and preview a make or break round of footy. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fake Pubes

Harley Reid… Just let that sink in. You know what? Yes we go over a huge round of footy. But this episode is dedicated to the new Prince of Perth. Harley, we love you. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley Reid Fever!

Woohoo, let’s get stuck into the round ahead! We’ve got war chest offers, a song for draws, tattoo watch heats up and I decide to bring a positive only attitude. Let’s see how long that lasts!   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time To Play Nicely

What a rollercoaster of a Monday for DDF in the Annotate studio. It started with a robbery and it ended with an Evangeline Victoria performance. Last week there was some confusion as to whether Daniel Ricciardo’s sister was a violinist for the A-League or a caterer. We now know she is neither of these things. We also dissect an intriguing round of footy, break down the blues big win and put the tin hat back on for more conspiracies.   We also would like to remind anyone listening that if you're struggling and need help you can reach Lifeline Australia 24h a day on 13 11 14   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daniel Ricciardo’s “Sister” Live In Studio

Another round is upon us and we were busy with the beep button… Opinions were shared, swear words were used and feelings were hurt. But really, that’s just another week here on DDF.   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beep That Bit Out.

Lids have been screwed on and I’ll be honest, I hate it… But stay with us because we have a big show for you. We unpack footy cards from 1994, Ollie DM’s Niall Horan, fraud watch gets a workout and is Gawn the best ruckman we’ve seen? Also thank you to @matt661 for entering us into the rap world…   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Normalise AFL Superteams

It’s finally here. The greatest rivalry is almost upon us and I’m vibing like crazy. In this episode we talk some through some serious fixtures ahead of the round. Also on the menu:  Rory Sloane announces his retirement. I fart mid showdown preview. I write a ‘diss track’. We hear your best nicknames.  + I pretend to be Ollie’s Dad.   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Party On Lygon!

With a title like that, how could you not tune in!? This week we reflect on a crazy weekend of footy. We dissect the umpires, break down the Sam Wicks incident and talk about one of the great nicknames in modern sport - “DJ Shitboy”. Oh and I have a haemorrhoid again. So that’s good.   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DJ Shitboy

We have vibes pinging about the studio like fireworks on NYE. Vibes on another Eagles win, vibes on the Kangaroos and just good vibes in general. Ollie didn’t do a knee at footy, we’ve tracked down our lost merch, the AFL has a new lover and have we created a new football team?   You best tune in and find out. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Just The Vibe Of The Thing

It was bound to happen, Carlton have lost their first game of the season in heartbreaking fashion. In brighter news the Eagles got up, upsets were had and Tim English has a royal lookalike. All this and more after a huge round of footy.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lids Have Tightened…

We’re calling it… WEST IS BEST! In this episode we discuss why we believe the Eagles will beat the Tigers, tease a merch drop and address some massive rumours.   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re Doing The Eagle Rock!

Gather Round… you’ve done it again! We’re back in the studio after a huge week in South Australia. This round literally had it all from blow outs to nail biters, rural grounds to hair pulling. As per usual, we covered it all… It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Radelaide Hangover

Let’s hit the frog and toad in this episode as we drive from Melbourne to Adelaide for Gather Round. Just because we’re in a car doesn’t mean you don’t get a high quality episode… We chat road trip antics, play a game of delist or play on and dissect a big round of footy in Adelaide. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gather Round Road Trip

The title was the last Easter pun we’ll make, we promise. Well that was the round that seemed to never end. We had lightening storms, leaked WhatsApp messages and some unexpected results. All of which we covered off before we drive to Adelaide for Gather Round!   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That Round Was Eggs-Hausting.

Get me a stanley knife and a rubbish bin because we have so much to unpack. Peter Wright’s trip to the tribunal doesn’t go to plan, a bomb is dropped on the AFL and are we witnessing expansion history with the JackJumpers?! It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Four Weeks? That Can’t Be Wright!

Footy is coming at us thick and fast, which is just the way we like it at! Sicily gets off at the tribunal, Tassie become the biggest team in Australia and we preview each game in round 2. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time To Dance With The Devil

Well we’ve already gone and done it… We’ve officially eaten a footy all thanks to Todd Goldstein. Once the kangaroo skin made its way to the gut we unpacked everything that happened in round 1. From falcons to Chin Chin we didn’t miss a beat! It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leather Poisoning

We are back to regular programming with round one as we know it returning.  Find out how you can grab a free beer before the Carlton game, what Matt Rowell’s x-ray confirmed and where you can have oysters at the footy this weekend! It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make Ass Slaps Great Again

It’s time to dissect and reflect footy heads. We’re missing lids, voices and tipping integrity after an interesting round zero. We reflect on Doc’s injury, Cox’ bizarre moment and the vault returns with an all time Ablett story… Senior that is! It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Slaughter At The Gabbatoir

It’s time for the best sentence in history… Footy. Is. Back! We take a look at Jimmy Webster’s “bump”, preview all the games featuring in Round 0 and run through the top 5 journos that are under pressure.  It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(G)round Zero

Well DDF fans, boy we have a treat for you as I sit down with Collingwood’s Oleg Markov. From the lungs of Europe to the big time, this was a chat you don’t want to miss. Oleg has had a fascinating journey including a grand final win, three teams in two states and a quench for a hunger tamers box mid training. And don’t worry, we talk about it all! It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfootyYouTube - @dandoesfootyTikTok - @dandoesfootySupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Markov the week.

The question on everyone’s lips. What happened between you and… Woodja? In this episode, Dan discusses a Texting faux pas, a sandwich of lies, his plan to improve the AFL pre-season all whilst celebrating reaching #1 on the Australian podcast charts. And, of course, all your burning questions answered. From List Cloggers to Dan’s wiping preferences, this tell-all episode has the answers you’ve been searching for. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.  Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfootyYouTube - @dandoesfootyTikTok - @dandoesfootySupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Lonely up the top.

A story of perseverance, setback and gaining perspective. This week we spoke to our good friend Sam Docherty. Carlton superstar, cancer survivor and all-round legend. Sam shares his perspective on the loss of his father, two back-to-back knee reconstructions and his journey back to the football field after battling testicular cancer.  It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.  Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfootyYouTube - @dandoesfootyTikTok - @dandoesfootySupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam Docherty has that Dog in him.

  Welcome to the first episode of Dan Does Footy.  Whether you’re here because of my “illustrious” footy career, my Cinderella story on Big Brother or just a fan of my soon-to-be award-winning Swagboy page, I welcome you.  What can I say about what to expect? Well in our first episode, I cover off $1m contracts, maggots in your protein, wizzies with my Thai friend and I rattle through the rumour mill.  It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.  Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride.  Instagram - @dandoesfootyYouTube - @dandoesfootyTikTok - @dandoesfootySupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guess Who’s Back.

You asked for it and here it is.  Always feel free to leave us a footy message. We might read it!! (Unless we are busy, really really busy.)   CREDIT - Jamie McGloin @goodtimesgloinSupport the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hotline Sting

It’s time for that stanley knife again, because there’s so much to unpack. We bring to the table some of the best AFL conspiracies, skin fold hacks, preview a stacked round and is a local footy come back on the cards?   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anzac Day, Legend-aires, Conspiracy Theories…

You know when you’re wearing a legionnaire on a Monday, you mean business… This week is all about Harley Reid and the West Coast Eagles. We also recreate Sam Draper’s interesting tactic, Ben McKay has sore lungs and we rip the lids off again. It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more.   Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Extra, Extra, Reid All About It.

Other than a small case of leather poisoning we are fired up after a big round 2! Peter Wright books himself a holiday, the magpies load up on Panadol after not being able to shake this hangover. And our Gatorade Lids Off team gains another superstar!   It might be Dan Does Footy, but we also do a hell of a lot more. Make sure you subscribe to this journey and enjoy the ride. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty   Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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