Join Marto, Margaux, and Dan as they go through the wildest, most embarrassing, and downright ridiculous school moments.

Marto, Margaux, and Dan deliver the ultimate take on all things prison - because we are the Prison Network. They tackle topics like conjugal visits, glory holes, Margaux's memorable stint in 'prison' and more.

Triple M Is The Prison Network | HOLIDAY SPECIAL 

Marto, Margaux, and Dan share their most cooked animal stories and calls from the past year... What has your animal had a crack at? Whats the weirdest animal you've eaten? plus more!

 

The Most Cooked Animals Stories! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Marto, Margaux and Dan are back Monday 20th. In the meantime, catchup on some highlights from last year!

Meeting the in-laws, The Goatee Game and funny School Detention stories!! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Marto, Margaux, and Dan are bringing you the best (and most inappropriate) games from the year!

The Best (And Most Inappropriate) Games Of The Year! | PODCAST SPECIAL

Teacher Terrors & Classroom Disasters! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Marto, Margaux and Dan are back Monday!! In the meantime, catchup on some highlights from last year:)

How did you lose a digit? Plus, teachers in the wild!! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

The moment has arrived - here are the highlights from The Rum Lord throughout the year. Prepare yourself for MARTO UNLEASHED!

Marto UNLEASHED! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Marto, Margaux, and Dan dive into the wildest (and most gruesome) stories of people losing their bits. Get ready to brace yourself for tales of missing teeth, limbs, and everything in between.

Are You Missing Your Bits? | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

What happened at Schoolies? Plus, how we're helping elderly drivers, Marto meets his neighbours, and how did you lose a digit??

What Happened At Schoolies? Helping Elderly Drivers & Meeting The Neighbours... | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

We've put together some the best bits Margaux Parker from this year. Get ready for Margaux Parker UNLEASHED.

Margaux Parker UNLEASHED! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Here’s a roundup of reptilian Dan’s standout moments from this year - get ready.

Dan Anstey UNLEASHED! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Learner Driver Stuff-Ups. Plus, What Did You Find In Your Food?! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Marto, Margaux and Dan are back in 2025. In the meantime, get your fill from some of the best bits from 2024!!

Sharehouse memories, the RBT Game and more!! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Our mics were present for Marto's Excursion yesterday; relive some wild times and get ready for another excursion next year! Plus, Pete Murray joins us. And, when did you give up on wedding anniversaries?

FULL SHOW | We take you on the bus from yesterday's Marto's Excursion!!

Marto's Excursion went off with a bang (literally, given one of the stops was a shooting range!!) 

Here're the highlights from a massive day out. Enjoy

SPECIAL | All the highlights from Marto's Excursion!!

We asked: What did you eat? Marto tells of the day he ate a Cane Toad for a bottle of rum!! Plus, Jonathan Brown joins the show with a great comp he's a part of. And, Trevor Long gives the lowdown on Black Friday sales

FULL SHOW | The day Marto ate a Cane Toad!!!

Ben Hunt receives his honorable induction into The Croaky Choir! Plus, what's the worst thing about living next to a reno? And, Mackay loses its only brothel!!

FULL SHOW | We induct Ben Hunt into Triple M's Croaky Choir :)

Marto has an exclusive for Brisbane radio! Plus, Paul Kelly calls in for a chat. And, trouble brewing over the future of the Story Bridge!!

FULL SHOW | Marto's Big Radio Announcement!! Plus, music legend Paul Kelly

New plans reveal a massive expansion to Chermside planning laws, Moorooka's Magic Mile to also get the chop! Plus, Dexter and Noodles from The Offspring join us. And, Marto's Ultimate Excursion gets official, with Adam from Totally Workwear providing the special shirts!

FULL SHOW | Will Chermside become the next Parramatta? Plus, The Offspring join the show!

We reveal how you can get onto Marto's Ultimate Excursion! Plus, is there anything worse than attending school concerts? And, Brad Haddin gets us warmed up for Day 1 of the Test v India!!

FULL SHOW | How to get your way into Marto's Ultimate Excursion!!

Marto's Excursion is building momentum. First there was the XXXX Brewery Tour, then crushing cars at Rocklea. Now, we're off to a shooting range!! Plus, what's your dog's trigger word? And, what have you been banned from?!

FULL SHOW | Marto's Excursion Activity # 3 - The Shooting Range!!

First announced for Marto's Excursion was a tour of XXXX, now we're off to crush some cars! Plus, Trent Dalton's tale of meeting Eddie Vedder. And, Bunnings in a spot of bother with their facial recognition technology

FULL SHOW | Marto's Excursion Activity # 2 - Crushing Cars!!!

CSI Margaux: What are men really doing in their shed? Some great excuses to get out of the house, it seems! Plus, The Broncos continue to endure a punishing pre-season under new coach Madge. And, what mark have you left on your house?

FULL SHOW | What are men really doing in their sheds?!

We're planning a massive day out and are looking for loose suggestions! Plus, Supercars' Champion Will Brown. And, we wrap the Tyson v Paul circus!

FULL SHOW | Marto's Ultimate Excursion!!

Discussion over introducing new rules to test drivers over 50: what do you think? Plus, how did you (accidently) try to kill your children?! And, a new Christmas gift for the whole family, The Marto Doll!!

FULL SHOW | Should drivers be re-tested once they turn 50?!

Three storms have lashed Brissie, with another forecast today! Plus, we speak with Broc Feeney, who's a chance to win the Championship (alongside team-mate Will Brown). And, The Shonky Awards!!

FULL SHOW | Getting into Stormy Behavior

We hear some great Schoolies yarns. Plus, Marto settles the Crowbar v Pinchbar debate. And, will The Roosters snag Ben Hunt away from his chances at playing for The Broncos?

FULL SHOW | Gearing up for Schoolies Week!!

Marto thinks some 'slightly illegal' behavior is ok! Plus, banned OnlyFans star, Bonnie Blue, gets her visa to Australia banned. And, what won't you or your partner do?

FULL SHOW | Partaking in slightly illegal behavior 

She's just had her visa cancelled, but what does Bonnie Blue think of her own antics? 

SPECIAL | OnlyFans Creator Bonnie Blue speaks with Marto, Margaux and Dan

Who even knew we had a national team called The Chopperoos?! Plus, Raygun pops up her head again on stage. And, the Grand Final in our Bluey competition: Radio Keepy Uppy!

FULL SHOW | The Wallabies, Kangaroos and Chopperoos do Australia proud!!

We asked: When did the Doctor get it wrong, following Margaux's friend's mishap! Plus, Nth Korean soldiers gorging on porn on the warfront, given they've not been able to access the wider internet!! And, Air Con Denial: it's damned hot, are you in denial and refuse to turn on the AC?

FULL SHOW | When did the Doctor get it wrong?!

Regardless of your thoughts on Trump, he certainly whooped Kamala's arse...but what will it mean for us? Plus, a former Broncos star in hot water over drugs. And, Gleeso from the Screaming Jets!

FULL SHOW | The Trump Circus Version 2.0

After an epic race, Qld take home the Cup! Plus, prisons: what does a good one look like? And, The Dolphins' AJ Brimson in a spot of bother!

FULL SHOW | Qld takes home The Melbourne Cup!!

Your annual Triple M Melbourne Cup Podcast special with Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan! We interview the owner of Sea King, Steve Anderson, who gives his tip of the day! Marto also gives his Melbourne Cup tips!

Melbourne Cup Podcast Special! | Owner of Sea King Steve Anderson & Marto's Tips

Posties are under attack from suburban dogs and we asked 'What sets off your dog?' ...Plus, all you need to know about The Melbourne Cup incl Marto's hot tips. And, our own version of The Cup Race Call, at the end of this Pod!!

FULL SHOW | What sets off your dog?

Bluey get their own themed City Cats, but called City Dogs! Plus, we're taking you to the PGA Party Hole with Triple M's You Can't Say That. And, Scott Cam gets lip from Kylie on The Block!

FULL SHOW | All aboard the Bluey City Dogs!

Margaux lets the team know that it's National Rum Day....Marto just may be their ambassador! Plus, Reece Walsh signs a mega-deal with The Broncos. And, how much has your dog cost you?

FULL SHOW | Forget the pinch and the punch, it's National Rum Day!!

Marto's on a quest to identify men with hair dye and rugs! Plus, will Ben Hunt end up at The Broncos and replace Billy Walters? And, Sam Armytage gives older blokes a shot at new love!

FULL SHOW | Hair dye and rug detection!

Marto believes the Goaty should return to Aussie men....we're not convinced! Plus, corruption his the Triple M team, just like Albo's Qantas scandal! And, Latrell Mitchell removes his home bar and installs a gym!

FULL SHOW | Marto's push for 'Goat-vember'

Marto's a bit excited that hard rubbish in on in his 'hood, so we asked you the best scores you've had from hard rubbish. Plus, Trump floods Madison Square Garden with some Class A lunatics. And, the softest way to lose a tooth :)

FULL SHOW | Hard rubbish wins: what have you scabbed?!

Tim Arvier wraps up the Election for us, given we're political numpties. Plus, GC500 winner Brodie Kostecki. And, what do we do with jockeys  - do we even need them for horse racing?!

FULL SHOW | Our election wrap, plus what do we do with jockeys?

Your chance to strip off - legally - on the Story Bridge this weekend! Plus, Alfie is goooone from the Broncos' training staff....boo. And, Anton De Pasquale runs us through this weekend's GC 500!

FULL SHOW | Get nude on the Story Bridge!!

We hear some cracker stories of getting busted chucking a sickie. Plus, Marto meets the new neighbors and it didn't go down that well! And, what did you hate, but now you love?

FULL SHOW | When did you get caught chucking a sickie?

Lewd behavior from animals!! Plus, King Charles demonstrates he's never cooked a BBQ in his life! And, the next-best areas to grab a bargain in Brisbane's property market

FULL SHOW | When animals have a crack!!!

Lidia Thorpe went off at King Charles and escorted from the building! Plus, Marto's Political Announcement. And, should Ezra Mam be kicked from The Broncos?

FULL SHOW | Lidia Thorpe goes off the rails....again!

Ezra Mam is in a world of trouble and Madge starts as new coach on Wednesday! Plus, who don't you trust? And, King Charles and Camilla out and about and weren't the punters happy :)

FULL SHOW | Ezra Mam's weekend from hell

Marto has a special announcement at the end of today's Podcast!! Plus, when you threaten your kids. And, Dolphins' new coach, Kristian Woolf, is a former Fred Brophy in-house boxer!!

FULL SHOW | Marto's special announcement!!

Cocaine Cassie joined us to tell us her story of getting busted from smuggling cocaine! Plus, Marto's street gets 'Smashed and Grabbed'!! And, Ant Middleton tells us of his next lunatic 'adventure'

FULL SHOW | Cocaine Cassie tells us her story!!

BYD release a hybrid ute, but will Tradies actually change from their Hilux/Ranger? Plus, meeting the in-laws: when things go badly. And, who watches soccer?

FULL SHOW | Will tradies be swayed by BYD's cheap hybrid ute?

Marto reveals plans to blood new talent into the Australian Cricket Team. Plus, drinking breast milk....it's a thing and it's yuk. And, Wil Anderson join in and tells a terrific tale of a young Australian entrepreneur!

FULL SHOW | A new Aussie cricket sensation to play for Australia!!

We chat with an excited Brodie Kostecki, who took out Bathurst yesterday. Plus, getting your kids off Social Media, with Dr Danielle Einstein. And, getting work perks!!

FULL SHOW | We welcome Bathurst winner Brodie Kosteki

Qld legend, Dick Johnson, relived some great Bathurst memories with us and had some advice for Margaux, who's attending it for the first time this weekend. Plus, are Butler's Pantries a wank? And, Pete Murray plays us his new song and has a chat with the crew. Avagoodweekend!

FULL SHOW | Qld legend, the one and only Dick Johnson!!

We speak with a proud Toowoomba mum who, along with her husband, is raising a family of 16 kids!! Plus, we speak with James Courtney as the excitement builds for Bathurst. And, Marto finds a candidate worth voting for in the State Election!! 

FULL SHOW | We track down a family with 16 children!!!

Chaz Mostert ran us through his lead-up to the great race! Plus, what's the weirdest animal you've eaten? And, Albo has a meltdown!

FULL SHOW | Supercars legend Chaz Mostert gears us up for Bathurst!!

The Panthers achieved greatness with their fourth GF in a row! Plus, things you learnt at a funeral. And, having a flight disaster!

FULL SHOW | The Penny Panthers go four straight!!

Grand Final weekend and we're all behind the Qld Storm ;) .....we even track down Matt Geyer, former Storm player, who's now himself a Qldr!! Plus, last night's Great Debate proved that both candidates are pretty dull. And, Tradies getting revenge!!

FULL SHOW | Everyone's behind the Qld Storm this weekend ;)

Aldi are now doing holiday packages....wtf. Plus, we wrap all the action and glamour of the Dally M Awards, followed by our own Dally Triple Ms! And, with the election on, what do we really need to fix to make Brissie better?

FULL SHOW | Up, up and away with Aldi!!

Adam Reynolds tells us things are going to get tough under Madge's coaching. Plus, do you believe anything Miles/Crisafulli are preaching in their election pitches? And, how quickly did you destroy something new?

FULL SHOW | Adam Reynolds' warning to The Broncos!!

Dobbo called in from his hospital with the story of how he broke his neck in a freak bike accident. Plus, Lions' CEO Greg Swan takes us behind the club's doors and their secrets to success. And, Madge confirmed Broncos' Coach, while Nelson fails to overturn his ban for his high tackle against Lindsay Collins

FULL SHOW | Our man Ben "Dobbo" Dobbin's horrific bike accident

We take you behind the scenes of the Lions' win on Saturday and (eventually) tracked down Captain Harris Andrews!! Plus, when family reunions go awry. And, does Kevvie's sacking mean the end of Alfie as well?!

FULL SHOW | The Mighty Lions win the AFL Premiership!!!

We asked for the softest injuries incurred and got some classic calls. Plus, Billy Slater on his predictions for who will play next week's GF. And, Lions' legend, Darryl White, on how the Lions should target The Swans for tomorrrow's Big Dance!

FULL SHOW | Pissweak Injuries!!

We asked what cars are the worst drivers on the road.....hello, Ranger drivers. Plus, Lions' Captain Harris Andrews calls in from AFL HQ in Melbourne. And old mate Nick Cody drops in with a surprise guest, also a former Lion!

FULL SHOW | Which cars belong to the worst drivers on the road?!

Warwick 'Wiz' Capper joined the show and things got loose....very quickly! Plus, 'Don't Try This at Home'. And, when your kids dob you in for something unexpected...some great calls!

FULL SHOW | The one and only, Warwick Capper!!

Margaux has taken herself all social media....with some unexpected benefits to her marriage! Powderfinger's JC appointed the Brisbane Nightlife Commisioner...good thing, too. And, Lions' legend, Jason Ackermanis joins the show

FULL SHOW | The unexpected benefits of giving up Social Media!!

We cover the spectacular win from The Lions on Saturday night against Geelong! Plus, Margaux confirms she's raising bogans. And, triple-premiership player Simon Black reviews The Lions' odds this weekend at the 'G

FULL SHOW | The Lions on their way to another AFL Grand Final!!!

Margaux has some good news for the men of Brisbane who've been wondering…"Is bigger really better?" Plus, Marto and his mates have come up with a new word 'Draunty' and he wants to know if there's any out there in Brisbane? And, Marto has had something random stolen from the back of his car…but that's not all!!

HOLIDAY PODCAST | Big man, little....

Margaux has to give a speech at her best mate's wedding, she was a little nervous so tried her material out on the boys. Plus, it's a favorite saying on the show - You've Got Two Mums - Marto has some extra scenarios to add to the list. And, A would-be thief got more than he bargained for when he took off with a caravan from a caravan park up north!!

HOLIDAY PODCAST | Worst wedding speeches!

Sometimes annoying apprentices need a nickname and we unearthed some beauties! Plus, expensive kids. And, the least attractive hobbies!

HOLIDAY PODCAST | Apprentice nicknames

Marto has an ongoing list of one-way feuds and it's not healthy! Plus, taking on a pro. And, where do you hide your keys?

HOLIDAY PODCAST | One-Way Fueds

Marto's advice for cleaning up for an inspection. Plus, Cowboy Bob's words of wisdom for a Monday. And, CSI Marto: Brisbane Geography

HOLIDAY PODCAST | Cleaning up for Rental Inspections

Jared Leto (30 Seconds From Mars) picked a lucky Triple M listener to get up on the Riverstage and sing 'The Kill'!! Plus, Trent Dalton shares some wonderful yarns and reveals his love for Triple M Brisbane. And, Billy Slater reviews this weekend's NRL action

FULL SHOW | Billy Slater takes us inside this weekend's NRL action!!

An extended chat with Trent Dalton, revealing his inspiration for his writing, his own love story and how Triple M influenced 'Boy Swallows Universe'

LISTNR SPECIAL | Trent Dalton talks of his love of Brisbane and Triple M

Listen to our three finalists - Mark, Lauren and Jackson - compete for Triple M's Hi-Vis Voice Grand Final. Plus, Marto's thought on Rugby League Wingers. And, following Dave Grohl's 'suprise', we asked When Have You Had the Knock on the Door?!

FULL SHOW | We Crown Triple M's Hi-Vis Voice Winner!!!!

Following Josh Addo-Carr's drug test mishap, we asked when the cops have let you off....Marto has experience here! Plus, Dave Grohl fathers a child outside his marriage....whoops. And, we find out exactly what happens behind the scenes on The Block; this years series is a ratings smash!!

FULL SHOW | When did the police let you off??!

Albo announced a Social Media ban for those under 16 and we reckon it's a good thing. Plus, Hugh McCluggage reflects on their sound victory against Carlton and the next hurdle towrds the GF. And, Josh Addo-Carr is a spot of bother...will he play this week?!

FULL SHOW | The Social Media Ban to Save Your Kids

We spoke with Bill Edgar, who does Coffin Confessions on behalf of the deceased, with some cracking stories! Plus, Wayne Bennett's final presser for The Dolphins. And, we get closer to giving away $5k with Triple M's Hi-Vis Voice!!

FULL SHOW | Have you heard of a Coffin Confession?!

We talked with The Dolphins' Jeremy Marshall-King, who was on his way to The Hammer's place to go fishing.....what would Wayne say/think?! Plus, we pit the greed of Brisbane listeners with Split or Steal, for the last Lions' tickets in town. And, Margaux spends the night sleeping in her car!

FULL SHOW | The Dolphins' Jeremy Marshall-King goes fishing with The Hammer!

After only a week, trouble is brewing for Star Casino and it may be forced to close!! Plus, what is it with Brisbane's bridges and trucks hitting them? We have all the stats and locations. And, we put $5k on the line, with Triple M's Hi-Vis Voice Competition!

FULL SHOW | Is our new casino already doomed?!

Payphones are seeing a resurgence in Oz....for somewhat gross reasons!! Plus, Hugh McCluggage on the do-or-die clash this weekend against Carlton. And, surprise, surprise, Russia caught cheating...at the Paralympics!!

FULL SHOW | Who knew payphones could be so useful?!

After being the subject of much conjecture in other media, we fully explain the backstory of the supposed 'fued' between Triple M and The Broncos. Plus, why E-Scooters suck. And, when did you have a vehicle in your house?

FULL SHOW | The FUED!!!!

Reyno joined the show this morning to address The Broncos missing the finals and what went wrong. Plus, 30 Seconds From Mars singer, Jared Leto, judges our Hi Vis Voice competition - get in now for your crack at winning $5,000!!! And, Father's Day went off with a fizzle, as opposed to Riverfire which went off with a bang!! Boom Boom

FULL SHOW | Skipper Adam Reynolds speaks up for The Broncos

A huge weekend of sport and entertainment in Brissie, and we've got all your important info!! Plus, Kate Miller-Heidke judges a few of our Hi-Vis Voice contestants....enter now for your chance to win $5,000!! And the AFL announce their 'All Australian' team and we wonder wtf?!!

FULL SHOW | Riverfire and The Battle of Brisbane!!!

We take you into The Star for a sneak peak at Brisbane's latest hotspot. Plus, The Dolphins' Hamiso Tabui-Fidow calls in. And, we Lend a Hand to a brave Brissie family.

FULL SHOW | We sneak into The Star Casino before it opens today!!

The CFMEU hit the streets and Marto love a good crowd chant! Plus, Michael Voss takes down a young crim in Melbourne. And, what didn't you get invited to?!

FULL SHOW | The CFMEU come out swinging!!

Aussie Eyewitness mediocre interview

Bad Accident report

Sport – John Hopoate Banned from Tigers

Matt from Tokyo on the burner phone “It’s pronounced Stop-A-Farty”

The CMFEU rally in Brisbane

When pregnant sharks attack

Floyd Mayweather referee’s own fight?

The All-Australian AFL side named

Bris Lions new theme song

Triple M High-Vis Voice – Send us your entry vids on insta!

FULL SHOW | Don't Mess With Pregnant Sharks! The Food Cravings Are Intense + Are You A Talented Tradie? We’re Looking For YOU

Poor Margaux has too many Jet Ski’s!

Countries with the biggest penises

Sweet revenge stories –

Dans AFL bottle throwing incident

Is winter over ? Gary Youngberry says yes

Adam Reynolds on the show

Happy Anniversary Dan ! 6 years

Happy Gilmore TWO ?

Breaking Oasis re-union news

Real Estate Inspections – what did you hide?

FULL SHOW | It’s Official - Which Country Has The Biggest Dongs🍆 ? + There’s Going To Be A Happy Gilmore TWO… & An Oasis Reunion!!

Marto is a food grub – sardines in studio

Fake Fan Friday !

Rip Big John Zupps

Steven Miles is amping up his social media

Mystery 200 mill Powerball winner in Brisbane

Lions cap Harris Andrews interview

Marto’s special chicken investigation

Cam Munster can’t say ‘unpredictability’

Trent Barrett to the Broncos ?

Kids with expensive tastes – what has yours cost you?

FULL SHOW |  Mystery 100 Mill Powerball Winner in BRISBANE! + Kids With Expensive Tastes – What Has Yours Cost You?

Triple M turns 45 today !!

The first song ever played on the M’s

Ron Coote Inducted into the Rugby League Hall of Fame

The Criminal Clown intercepted at customs

Bill Collins, the world’s fastest 60yo

What is happening in America? The Obama’s, Lil Jon, Hulk Hogan wants to bodyslam Kamala.

Marto had to catch the train

Attempting to fix something, but making it worse

Have you ever gone back to an Ex ?

FULL SHOW | Did You Go Back To Your Ex? + Hamiso Tabui-Fidow Joins Show

Margaux is a bit flat today (left her phone in the car)

Lithium battery fires stories

Marto CSI

Interview with logie winner Larry Emdur

Marto takes aim at Brisbane’s mountains

Stolen caravan family

Marto responds to Billy Walters press statement

One way feuds – are you fighting with someone that has no idea?

Brainwashing your kids to support your footy cult

FULL SHOW | Brainwashing Your Kids Into Your Own Footy Cult! + One Way Fueds: Are You Fighting With Someone That Has No Idea?

Marto’s NRL & AFL finals analysis

Whale attack update!

Darryl Brohmann Vs Les Boyd

Metal detectors and magnet fishing

Mal the magnet fisherman enlightens us

Triple M Poll : Where do you want the Olympic stadium? / Do you even want Olympics?

Interview Andrew Colling Olympic Stadium Architect

Margaux’s “Hottest” birth-month rankings

Council increases fines for off-leash dog owners - $806 !!!!!

FULL SHOW | Triple M Poll : Where Do You Want The Olympic Stadium? / Do You Even Want Olympics? + Mal The Magnet Fisherman !

Can't we just buy a new Olympic stadium?

The New Zealand meth lollies !

Astronaut’s stuck in space

When Whales attack !!

North Korea opens to Tourism

Adam Reynolds Broncos catchup

Marto’s Olympic stadium solution!

Abbey Chatfield Vs GC Mayor Tom Tate

Minimal effort for Book Week - What crappy costume did you make?

FULL SHOW | Whales Now Attacking Humans ? + New Zealand Meth Lollies

The race for the NRL top 8

Big Nelson sent off for hitting his own teammate

Brissy Lions balls all sold out at the Ekka

A confusing chat about trees, and traffic cones

The woes of the middle child

Ray-gun finally fronts the media

Margaux gets a special visitor

Snake encounter stories

The NRL Olympics ? What are they?

We celebrate rum day with help from Tex & the Rum Lords

FULL SHOW | Margaux Gets A Curious Visitor + The Woes Of Being A Middle Child

FULL SHOW ”If You Put Flowers In Your Beard, You’ve Got 2 Mums”  ~Greg Marto Mar

The Rains are here !!

Scratching 100k on a train ride – how to contain excitement!

When were you not able to react?

Jacqui Lambie on gambling

Dumbest criminal – sets himself on fire

Steven Miles is BUFF

Adele has a red-hot crack at Ray Gun

What did you score at the OP Shop?

What the Olympians missed while they were away – spoiler, it’s mostly coffee

Glascow to host next Comm Games  - Trainspotting style

Sounds of the Ekka

FULL SHOW | Dumb Criminals: Clown Set’s Himself On Fire!  +  Scratching 100k While Surrounded By A Crowd

The Wrap up from the Olympics – Medal Tally per capita

Irish Swimmer has a crack at the Swimming marathon for fun

It’s Nope-Rope Mating Season

Calls - Big Men, with little fears

Suncorp Stadium is no longer the cauldron

Ray Gun’s breakdancing…

Marto takes us to the Ekka

When have you had to compete against a professional?

Flanagan bites Crighton on the snoz

Dolphins golden-point hero Sean O’Sullivan joins the show

Half time entertainment at the NRL Grand Final

FULL SHOW |Uh Oh... It’s Snake Mating Season! + Ray Gun Getting All The Attention!

RIP Jack Karlson – a true Aussie legend

Democracy Manifest the racehorse

We give away a Succulent Chinese Meal

All the overnight Olympic news

Tex & The Rum Lords pay tribute to Jack Karlson a democracy manifest

Ch7’s Chris Reason - the original journalist for 1991’s democracy manifest joins the show

Former Wallaby Phil Kearns – Father of Aus water polo player Tilly Kearns

The Sand in Paris is special! How ? we dunno

The Hammer joins the show ahead of clash

Who should be the closing ceremony flag bearer?

FULL SHOW | We Give Away A Succulent Chinese Meal... Our Tribute To A True Aussie Legend – RIP To Democracy Manifest’s Jack Karlson

4 gold medals overnight – Australia’s most successful 24hours in history!

Nina Kennedy manifests gold – Marto & Margaux’s “manifestation” debate

Gold discus thrower Jamacia’s Stona – yep, that’s his real name

How many bullet holes are in iconic Cape York sign?

Paraguay Soccer championship trophy, gets hooked on powerlines!

What happened to the 2008 AFL premiership trophy while at Hawthorn?

What happened to your trophy ?

Kamala Harris picks her right hand man

Harris Andrews plays Triple M’s ‘How Many’

The EKKA – Margaux’s hot carny friend

All the LIVE action from Triple M’s Oz Games!
The literal hammer throw
The one shopping load carry
Dizzy spin-around field goal
Pony stick race
Get-the-footy-out-of-the-tree
Plus all the winners & medal ceremony!

FULL SHOW | All The Hilarious Action LIVE From Triple M’s Oz Games! + FOUR Gold Medals – Australia’s Record 24-Hour Haul!

FULL SHOW: Almost Nearly Died Olympics Edition...Who were named after what??!!

What is in the Olympians gift box? We need a condom tally!

Richard Fox on daughter Neomie’s stunning Gold medal

All the overnight Olympic action updates

Marto’s ½ a $50 note…. What’s it worth?

Almost nearly died – Bryan from ciggy pack post race interview

The governments new Anti-terror slogans

Suggested NEW Aussie anti-terror slogans! 

Perfume for your DOG??

Marto thinks Brisbane can’t compete with Paris... 

The best of all the suggested slogans

FULL SHOW | Will Rabbits Commentate Our MMM Oz Games? … Umm,We Don’t Even Know Yet?!  +  "Stop Followin' Bin Laden, Chill Out & Get A Carton!" Best Anti Terror Slogans

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